spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
[Vinesauce] Direboar - Swamp Sim
steven is so adorable
such a chubby lil cute patoot
w-woah teenage steven you’re not lookin too bad
DAMN SON YOU’RE GETTIN HOTTER
wait slow down man this is a lil too muc-
DANNY DEVITO I LOVE YOUR WORK
*luke voice* nick is becoming a danger to…..my heterosexuality
You guys sure do look like a match.
i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.